| Hollow Mountain and Mt Stapylton from the Mt Zero Summit, Northern Grampians, Victoria |
| Looking down the track |
This probably wasn't the best time to
test exactly how non-slip my boot soles really were ...
This walk was a fairly short – and
moderate – one wasn't it? On that, Pilchard and I had agreed.
We'd climbed Mt Zero, northernmost peak of Victoria's magnificent
Grampians many years before and we both remembered a climb to a
fantastic vantage point from which the Dadswells Bridge Big Koala was
ALMOST visible!
'Let's knock this one over before
lunch,' Pilchard had suggested as we pulled into the car park, ready
for some Northern Grampians action. 'It won't take long.' I agreed.
How hard could it be?
Yeah right. Who's sorry now, I
wondered, toiling up the last pinch before the summit. The track
wasn't familiar and I was beginning to doubt that we HAD previously
hiked it – until we'd reached the grab rail. THAT I recalled. But
why had I thought the hike was easy?
| Looking North from Mt Zero summit, Grampians, Victoria |
Thankfully a grab rail surrounded the
summit – so I could enjoy the staggering 360ยบ
view overlooking the plains of Victoria's Wimmera district to
the north, and the great bulk of Mt Stapylton and Hollow Mountain to
the south. And to think! Down there somewhere, hidden in the
undergrowth near the car park was a scenic public toilet just itching
to be photographed (see if you can spot it in the top photo!!). But not from here – it wasn't visible from
this distance ...
We peered down the sheer cliff dropping
away to the plains beneath. Where was the 'other' track of
yesteryear? The 'easy' one we both remembered climbing last time??
| No wonder it's not visible from the summit! |
Nada.
A light drizzle drifted under my visor,
its misty drops speckling my glasses. I exhaled. My glasses fogged
up and my vision went from 'blurred' to 'non-existent'. How much
fun would the descent be if the rain
started for real?!?!
Slowly, we picked our way back down
over the track's now-wet rocks and slippery clay. A dramatic
panorama opened out in front of us – even better on the descent and
even more atmospheric in the deepening drizzle. Clear days were
REALLY overrated.
Although my shorts MIGHT have survived better if
the steep bits of the track I scooted down on my bum had actually been dry ...
Back in the carpark, our bakery lunch
quickly becoming a distant memory, I checked the track
notes in the Grampians guide. 'A steep climb for the adventurous
family …' it began, going on to describe the rail-assisted ascent.
No, it wasn't the most difficult walk in the park – but nor was it
the most relaxing!
| Coming down the mountain - wildflowers on Mt Zero track! |
How could we have thought this
walk was easy? Were we losing our minds and/or memories?? What possible explanation
could there be for our amnesiac poor judgement???
The more we thought about it, the more we were drawn to one inescapable conclusion, the only explanation that made any sense.
Sad ... but true. The last time we'd climbed Mt Zero, we were 20 years younger
… so that explains EVERYTHING!!!
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