Swimming sign at Elsey National Park, Northern Territory |
“Hey guys! The swimming hole's open
- but I'll go in first and check for crocodiles,” said no one ever
after reading this sign in the Northern Territory's Elsey National
Park.
Looks inviting, doesn't it?! BUT ... |
It's a relief to learn that despite
other signs in the park indicating crocodiles ARE present, the
'reduced risk' in the 'crocodile management zone' means this swimming
hole on the Roper River is OPEN!
But there's a subtle distinction
between 'low risk' and 'no risk'.
Isn't there?
And if it's SO safe to swim in the
waterhole, why is there a contact number for sightings?
No crocodile hiding places here, right?! |
Just askin'!
But what am I saying! Government
organisation risk management practices are so sound and reliable,
there's no question of accepting them.
Is there?
But conducting a check for one of the
most cunning and dangerous predators on earth might take more than a
quick look for the most common signs. Slide marks on the banks? No!
Odd bumps that could be eyes, nostrils or tails in the water? No!
Suspicious looking logs? No!
Of course there's no way of knowing
whether any of the vegetation or rocks in and around the water may be
harbouring a crocodile, or even whether your preliminary check was
successful unless you go in the water. But if
you DO see a crocodile, at least you'll have the consolation of knowing it'll be removed!
SO … who's going AAAARRRGH! Is that a CROCODILE in the water??** |
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**Please note: this crocodile was NOT photographed in the Roper River at Elsey National Park! It was, however, photographed in the Northern Territory!!
My toes (and other body parts) will stay dry, thanks all the same...!
ReplyDeleteeven without crocs that swimming hole doesn't appear all that iviting
ReplyDeletethat croc is really really long!!
I have no wish to lose an appendage by swimming in that lovely pool. Maybe I could just take a boat out? A steel, bite proof, boat?
ReplyDeleteOr is that cheating?
From the title to your last photo this was a terrific post. You've illustrated my confidence level in government perfectly. LOL!
ReplyDeleteIf it's not clear enough to see my feet then it's not clear enough to go in!
ReplyDeleteI think that I'll skip that swim today!
ReplyDeleteI think I'll just watch you swim from the shore. I'd like to keep all my appendages intact!
ReplyDeletethat croc is very long. I would be very risk adverse with that warning sign!
ReplyDeleteYou be the guinea pig and I'll watch from shore, lol...Oh and OMG to that saltwater croc, that thing is HUGE!!
ReplyDeleteDon't think that is somewhere I would want to swim.
ReplyDeleteThe signs signs reminds me of the song from way back when. Signs Signs Everywhere Theres Signs, Blocking out the scenery, breakin my mind. Do this don't do that, can't you read the signs.
Probably a little before your time.
Just floating wood in the water isn't it.
ReplyDeleteI'll be standing well back with my camera, ready to catch the action as it happens.
ReplyDeleteOddly enough, I've never heard anyone in Florida say they wanted to go swimming with the alligators and though I've never been there, I bet nobody in your neck of the woods as ever said that about crocodiles.
ReplyDeleteAfter you!!
ReplyDeleteI'll bet you n Pilchard did not go toe dippin'. Me, no thanks, I think I will just stick to the Bay of Fundy. Do you think anyone ever goes in the water, regardless of the signs. I do not expect to be a Crocodile Dundee any time soon. Loved the post, and that last photo is a keeper. WOW, he is a big croc.
ReplyDelete@Kath - Weird ... that's what P&I thought too!!!!
ReplyDelete@Dianne - I bet the swimming hole would look a LOT more inviting if you knew how high the temperature was! But no swim is worth that!!
@TMWH - Yeah! Now you're talking!!!! Those croc-proof boats are the business!!
@Francisca - Haha! I'm glad I'm not alone!!!
@Fun60 - Hey! You've been here before!!! That's SUCH good advice, I'm sure I don't know why they don't include it on the signs!
@RedPat - Haha! So did I!!
@luckyannette - There won't be any of me in the water to watch!
@Lesley - The point is that you just don't know what's down there!
@Wendy - As if!! There's no way you'll get me in there ...
@MJWC - How old do you think I am?!?!?! Yeah ... it IS before my time!!!
@Andrew - Are you trying to convince me, or the overseas tourists?!?! Hope your holiday is going great!
@River - Hey! That's MY strategy exactly!!!
@Sallie - Welcome back! I think there are a few thrillseekers out there! They're the armless/legless ones ...
@PDP - No, YOU first! I insist!!
@Saucy - HHHMMMmmm... Crocs? or Killer Tides?!?! Not sure what the worst option is, actually! But you're right! No swim for me & P!!!
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I better watch from far! Great shots.
ReplyDeleteEeeekkkk, I feel the gator death roll as I type this.
ReplyDeleteYikes, that's enough to keep me out of the water. I once saw several crocodiles near a swimming area in Mexico - as my grandkids would say..."too scary."
ReplyDeleteCiao Red, I am in the NT now!!! But not near crocs :-).
ReplyDeleteFirst time in the red desert for me, I see what you mean by RED now!
Ciao
Alessandra
I'll just mind the towels on the bank and read my book, 'k ? :P
ReplyDelete@Indrani - I think everyone else will be doing the same thing!
ReplyDelete@Mrs Tuna - Yes, my fantasy life is alive and well too!!
@Cathy - You're wise to be afraid!!
@Alessandra - Hey, welcome to OZ! I TOLD you it was RED, didn't I? It's even redder up in North East Western Australia!
@Jayne - Hey, that's MY job!!!!
I don't think that I would trust the sign. I used to laugh when the guides would say "these crocs are Johnson fresh water crocs, they're not dangerous" yeh right, I wouldn't like to test the theory.
ReplyDeleteJayne, Jayne, Jayne, Jayne, Jayne! You should have seen footage somewhere of crocs walking along the bank until they get to the water's edge. How many times would you read the same page before you decided to move?
ReplyDeleteNo way I'm getting near here. lol. Nice post man
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